McDonalds and Tim Hortons do not want my money

Monday, 3am. Hectic week, mostly away from home for me so I slept from Sunday Afternoon til Monday 3am. I usually sleep 4-6 hours a night, but I was exhausted. I dont eat while I travel, so I did not eat some 8 hours prior to falling asleep. Woke up, noticed there is nothing really to eat. Nothing while my cook is away. She's due in 3 hours, but I am hungry now. I do not cook.

So, just like my primitive ancestors, I went hunting, Monday 3am, through foot of snow, wanting to use my money instead of a spear to catch me something to tide me over til cook is back on schedule and so I can be fed normally again.

I am officially "the worst person alive right now"

If you see type of comments I make online, and know me IRL, you know that I am same person on and off the internet. I speak my mind about things, loving every minute of freedom of speech my citizenship's entitle me to.

So, it is impossible for me to guess what exactly did I state that earned me title of "worst person alive right now", whether its my strong opposition to weakening economy of North America by freely allowing refugees and poor immigrants who end up on welfare immediately after arriving, or my distaste for stupid people, or my support of death penalty and harsher sentences for certain crimes, ... maybe its that I oppose use and legalization of drugs (yeah, I am uncool like that, I even oppose marijuana), or that I wanted death penalty as minimum sentence for drinking and driving. I guess I will never know.

I also just found out that as far as Adolf Hitler is concerned, I am Jewish. As I am not circumcised I guess I am either one of those secular Jews, or some other type of demographic. Its cool, Jews have great food and some rather exceptionally cute girls, if they do not care that I am atheist/agnostic depending on the day we can hang out.

I guess its good I did not bring up that I am worse than him in that conversation.

Thanks to Vedmak.